Those paedo’s from the BBC

Are coming for your license fee

And making out you have to pay

Or else you go to court they say!

When they come knocking at your door

Please do not be afraid no more!

Just slam the door upon their face;

It’s time to put them in their place!

Don’t let them tell you what to do

For they are not in charge of you

Instead they base themselves on fear

All in the hope that you adhere.

Tell them their access is denied

By common law where you reside

And if they come back they will see

A very hefty trespass fee.

When paedo's from the BBC

Come knocking for your license fee;

Don't listen to a word they say

And send them packing on their way.

Thought I'd amuse myself with a simple poem :)